terça-feira, 14 de junho de 2011

À coisa de uns tempos descobri o FML (fuck my Life para quem não conhece) Começou por ser uma brincadeira que a P dizia a toda a hora até alguem falar do blog relativo á expressão! As histórias são algumas delas inacreditaveis mas é de chorar a rir! Cá vão algumas:

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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