À coisa de uns tempos descobri o FML (fuck my Life para quem não conhece) Começou por ser uma brincadeira que a P dizia a toda a hora até alguem falar do blog relativo á expressão! As histórias são algumas delas inacreditaveis mas é de chorar a rir! Cá vão algumas:
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
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